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Borges said there are only four stories to tell: a love story between two people, a love story between three people, the struggle for power and the voyage. All of us writers rewrite these same stories ad infinitum.
Paulo Coelho (via bluestockingbookworm)

richfurry:

me keeping benedong cumberhanger off my blog

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owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
clockworkvortex:

It’s never really cured, you know…

clockworkvortex:

It’s never really cured, you know…

legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

cootyxqueen:

venuscake:

this is ridiculous 

HE SCRATCHED HIS EYE

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marquise8ossyfangs:

wessasaurus-rex:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

This gives me life 

the-crossroads-angel:
ultrafacts:

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impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

donnie-the-monster:

guardianofscrewingup:

I loved how they posed the characters for this. The main joke was just that the twins were so delirious they were smart, but this was totally a Bioshock Infinite reference. 

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^ That comment is so accurate, it hurts.

Their poses in the gif third down on the left are identical to the Lutece’s

ofpaintedflowers:

GUESS WHAT I FOUND

ofpaintedflowers:

GUESS WHAT I FOUND